why

[symbolofhappiness]

I don't really go out into town that often. Sometimes, like today, I'm reminded why that is.



I've seen pictures of some of the ridiculous monsters that attack this town before, but this... This one really takes the cake. Apparently, it was made from a wig. It's special attack was giving people wigs. From what I hear, this was exactly as terrifying as it sounds. That is, not at all.

I really have to wonder how anyone could think this was a good idea. I thought monsters were supposed to look threatening.

Comments

[symbolofhappiness]

...they're just wigs. How could a wig possibly cause something like that?

[juicy_egotist]

It's the feelings behind it. The fun, and the good feelings behind it.

[symbolofhappiness]

...

[Urge to yell at idiocy... rising... Must... resist...]

...It's a wig. It's fake hair. I don't think they're usually known for their heartwarming hidden meanings.

[juicy_egotist]

It's still an expression someone's hoped for the better of people.

[symbolofhappiness]

You're really overthinking this.

[juicy_egotist]

Hmm. Maybe I am. It could be the case.

[symbolofhappiness]

You're trying to be philosophical about a wig monster. I think it's safe to say it's the case.

[juicy_egotist]

I suppose so. It honestly could be a lot weirder.

[symbolofhappiness]

The sad thing is, I don't doubt that it could. I just hope I won't be around to see it.

Sometimes I really don't like this town.

[juicy_egotist]

You could always come and visit my time.

[symbolofhappiness]

Oh yeah, you're in 2012, right? [Setsuna pauses as she considers this.] I think I'd like that.

[juicy_egotist]

It is quite nice up here. I think you would enjoy a break.

[symbolofhappiness]

Well, you've already seen where I live. I guess it's only fair that I get to see your town now, right? [She's just going to gather information, she tells herself. Just. Gathering information. Nothing else.] Sure, I'll come visit.

[juicy_egotist]

Very true. Do you need a transport?

[symbolofhappiness]

Hm, I will. You have a worldhop?

[juicy_egotist]

I can transport people with a little work.

[symbolofhappiness]

Oh, I see. That's very convenient.

When would you like me to visit?

[juicy_egotist]

Any time is fine. It is all up to your desire.

[symbolofhappiness]

Well, if you're okay with it, how about tomorrow? I'm not really busy then.

[juicy_egotist]

Tomorrow is fine. I will be available tomorrow.

[symbolofhappiness]

Alright then, tomorrow it is. Should I meet you somewhere?

[juicy_egotist]

I can meet you at the park.

[symbolofhappiness]

Okay, I can do that. I'll see you then.