why

[symbolofhappiness]

I don't really go out into town that often. Sometimes, like today, I'm reminded why that is.



I've seen pictures of some of the ridiculous monsters that attack this town before, but this... This one really takes the cake. Apparently, it was made from a wig. It's special attack was giving people wigs. From what I hear, this was exactly as terrifying as it sounds. That is, not at all.

I really have to wonder how anyone could think this was a good idea. I thought monsters were supposed to look threatening.

Comments

[fashionistacure]

How in the world can that even be real?

[symbolofhappiness]

I have no idea. You have to be a special kind of idiot to make something like this.

[fashionistacure]

I mean, I've heard of some really silly monsters, but this is taking the cake.

[stillneedawish]

That's quite cute, for a monster... it'd be nice if there were more around like that, actually.

[symbolofhappiness]

I'm not sure if I would call it cute. It's more ridiculous, really.

But I guess it's preferable to a regular monster.

[stillneedawish]

It can be both, right? But um, you're right about it being preferable, of course! It sounds like the sort of monster attack that would have been a nice change of pace more than anything else.

Did people get to keep the wigs afterwards?

[juicy_egotist]

That is the silliest monster in the world. It looks almost delicious if it was made of Enetron.

[symbolofhappiness]

It's definitely silly. Everyone in town thought so too, apparently. People just laughed at it. Especially when it gave people wigs.

[juicy_egotist]

Wigs can be used as a character driving plot though. [Really J?]

[oceanicbutterfly]

I'm glad I didn't have to fight that. It would feel like bullying.

[symbolofhappiness]

It was tougher than it looked, apparently. But it really is kind of sad. Probably just like the one who made it.

[powerofpink]

That might actually be weirder than the mummy that went around a little while ago, stealing the beauty from women.

[symbolofhappiness]

Definitely weirder. The mummy actually sounds kind of threatening. [She could see Souler creating a monster like that, it's right up his alley.] I think I would've actually preferred the mummy, because this is just sad.

[material_guy]

That's an attack? Don't some people pay pretty good money for wigs?

[symbolofhappiness]

It was a really bad attack. You couldn't remove the wigs, but that's about all.

The guy that created this monster obviously didn't think things through.

[selene]

Hehe, that monster actually sounds really cute! Maybe not all of them are bad after all!

[symbolofhappiness]

It might look silly, but don't be fooled. At the end of the day, it was still a monster. It just caused less havoc than a regular monster.

[icantbelievethis]

We had to fight a vacuum cleaner once.

[symbolofhappiness]

...okay, that is at least equally ridiculous. Was it at least kind of threatening? [Setsuna, you made a Nakewameke out of a vending machine once, you have no right to criticize.]

[friendcontracts]

It does seem rather funny looking.

[symbolofhappiness]

Hm, it really is. It's definitely the most ridiculous monster I've ever seen. Which is saying something.

[king_bowser]

PfffffHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (falls backward with his throne)

[With his feet all that's visible on the screen, Bowser continues laughing for a half minute or so. Without even bothering to get up, he says through his laughter:]

That's a monster? That's hilarious!

[symbolofhappiness]

[Blink, blink. Well, that's one way to react.]

I... guess it is sort of funny. In a really pathetic way.

[moonspell]

It's very cute. Everyone can see it?

[symbolofhappiness]

It's more ridiculous than cute, if you ask me. And yes, of course. It appeared in broad daylight. Is that not normal on your world?